February 2012
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one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
mom: hey wanna hear something funny
me: sure
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calendar is
me: no
mom: a calender actually has dates
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: i know
aliceihavebeen:
impaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaala:
theclassiestass:
what is motivation
where can i download it
It was on megaupload.
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When a guy says, "What, no hug?"
aashketchum:
(:
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Teacher: Take out a sheet of paper.
Student: LOOK AT ME NOW!
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: IM GETTIN' PAPERRR!
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the-vashta-nerada:
just press play and watch the...